MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alone time/peace.

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my morning dose of brew like a individual depends on oxygen. Seriously, the thought of starting my day without it causes me unease. Black doesn't influence much, as long as that robust flavor hits my taste buds. It's not just a drink, it's fuel for my soul. I am an individual of routine, and that habit is my